And to think Caribou, he wanted to be your latex salesman.
"When March Madness spills into April.... that's the gravy!" - Homer Simpson
Text from said arctic herd animal to a certain municipal executive office, dated March 17 at 1:46 PM: "well george castanza (sic) was not the only one who had sex w/ the cleaning lady"
Response from Hizzoner dated March 17 at 1:47 PM: "We (Hizzoner, Pliny the Elder, Pliny the Younger and Mrs. Pliny the Younger and possibly Oscar Jim) all just threw up a little"
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- Abraham Lincoln