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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Hamostradamus View Post
    Happy b-day, bro! And your book would be similar to Mr. Pinsky's from "Throw Momma From The Train":

    Larry: This is a real classic by Mr. Pinsky. It's entitled "One Hundred Girls I'd Like to Pork."

    Male Student #1: "Pork"?

    Mr. Pinsky: It's a coffee table book.

    Larry: "One Hundred Girls I'd Like To..." Hmmm. Chapter One: Kathleen Turner. Chapter Two: Cybill Shepherd. Chapter Three: Suzanne Pleshette. Chapter Four: The Girl in the Taco Commercial. Chapter Five: The Woman in 4B. Chapter Six: The Oriental Laker Girl. Chapter Seven... Mr. Pinsky, this is not literature!
    LOL. I'd likely buy this book by Mr. Pinsky over IWB's book. I'm sure there have been many times IWB added me to his list.

    Of course neither come close the the book written by Hamostradamus "Chicago Secrets", which is still available in some local bookstores or Amazon.com.
    Hamostradamus, Are you looking to reprise Mr. Pinsky's offering as your second published work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Ganzer, "IWB" View Post
    Thanks guys - and Happy St. Hedwig's Day to you too Vike!

    Caribou - I have always had Angie Dickenson high up on my list, but Angela Lansbury may have a bi-line in the book that I am writing, has been in the works for a long time.....

    Attachment 852

    I'm hoping that's not the actual production book cover. IMHO, it should be red and have a large picture of Bo Ryan arguing a foul call on the badgers. And one more thing, don't forget the related merchandising. Who wouldn't want a life-size Bo Ryan inflatable to punch just because and not only when the stress level in your life rises.

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Goose85 View Post
    Of course neither come close the the book written by Hamostradamus "Chicago Secrets", which is still available in some local bookstores or Amazon.com.
    Hamostradamus, Are you looking to reprise Mr. Pinsky's offering as your second published work?
    Pinsky and I are co-writing a treatment, if you put "Golden Girls" and "Debbie Does Dallas" in a blender...

  4. #24
    Hope you have a great day Jim!

  5. #25
    I love that word. Pork. Reminds me of that comedian "Uncle Lar" back when car phones were new. Ring... "Hello? Ma - I'll have to call you back, I'm porkin a babe."

    That would be a great sequel to my first book, people I want to punch in the Face....

    Forward: Miley Cyrus

    Chapter 1: Complete tools that made it.
    Justin Bieber....

    Chapter 2: A-Holes.
    The guy that is standing over Jesus in the third stained glass window on the left side of Blessed Sacrament Church in Sioux City Iowa....

    Chapter 3: Athletes & Coaches. Bo Ryan....

    The list goes on and on.
    "When March Madness spills into April.... that's the gravy!" - Homer Simpson

  6. #26
    I add my birthday greetings and best wishes, and will include best wishes from Minnesota Jeb, our new chaplain, as well. May your day and year be especially blessed, Jim.
    God bless,
    JohnnyRev

  7. #27
    Happy Birthday Jim! Thanks for bringing us this great website.

  8. #28
    Happy Birthday Jim!

    I am in Louisville tonight. Any restaurant that you suggest I go to, in celebration of your birthday?

  9. #29
    Porcini - Ask for the Pitino table!
    "When March Madness spills into April.... that's the gravy!" - Homer Simpson

  10. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by MUMac View Post
    Happy Birthday Jim!

    I am in Louisville tonight. Any restaurant that you suggest I go to, in celebration of your birthday?
    For a sports bar environment I have hit the Cardinal Hall of Fame Cafe and thought it was pretty good.
    A lot of interesting / cool memorabilia.

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