That is hilarious. My favorite was the part about Kenyon Martin. "When I first saw Kenyon Martin it was on TV and I thought, that really exists? I almost quit playing basketball right then and there."
Jae Crowder looks like Predator had a baby with another Predator - classic.
"When March Madness spills into April.... that's the gravy!" - Homer Simpson
I have no recollection of him as a player at ND, but he is hillarious:
http://www.und.com/sports/m-baskbl/m...nd_zach00.html