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    Travis Diener...

    Travis Diener - this is all sorts of awesome!

    https://twitter.com/DienerTravis/sta...17751161163776
    "When March Madness spills into April.... that's the gravy!" - Homer Simpson

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    There only 1 thing to say when a member of that family is on a course, and it comes from the year they played in the Perry: F’n Dieners.
    Mayor Beluga: First of his Name, Lord of Lofty Titles, Lord of Grammar, Keeper of Whiskey, Breaker of Firkins, Delayer of Beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MayorBeluga View Post
    There only 1 thing to say when a member of that family is on a course, and it comes from the year they played in the Perry: F’n Dieners.
    It wasn't the Perry, it was Trey Schwab's outing. But being the foursome behind them when they did play in The Perry? You could have sworn that Travis and Drake were 6 years old. I was waiting for Bob and Dick to turn around and scream, "KNOCK IT OFF!!!"

    Freaking hilarious.

    So at Trey Schwab's Organ Donation outing - it was at Northern Bay? Great thing that Trey did, he held the outing there because the lungs that he got were from an 18 year old that died while building that course. He had the guy's mom there and everything, it was really cool. Anyway, we had a good foursome and the carts had electronic scoring. Every time we finished a hole we would update and would be in the lead. Each and every time, only a few minutes later we would be bumped to 2nd behind "Team Diener". It was Travis, Drake and a cousin that golfed in college. The more it happened, the more we would respond, "Those F'ing Dieners!" One time we saw it happened as we submitted our score. So we get to the party and they start doing raffle prizes. The big prize was an autographed Travis Diener Orlando Magic jersey. They call off the number and some old Asian guy stands up holding his ticket in the air - without taking a breath all four of us say, "F'ing Dieners!" Drake is at the table next to us with his back to us and you can tell he heard us, is pissed, and doesn't know what they did.
    Last edited by IWB; 08-30-2019 at 09:51 AM.
    "When March Madness spills into April.... that's the gravy!" - Homer Simpson

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