The University hired a new basketball coach the other day. This is one of the most cataclysmically important events that can happen at any college program. At most schools it leads to message board threads that go dozens, scores or even hundreds of pages. Hundreds of fans weigh in.

I did a quick check on the eunuch board and here. By my count, 15 individual fans have made posts. Fifteen. About a new basketball coach.

That's where our program is now.