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MayorBeluga
08-13-2014, 08:09 PM
This weekend at Milwaukee a Irish Fest, the Jameson Cottage will debut our new item - Gilles/Jameson frozen custard. Go ahead, reread that last sentence with all of the awe it inspires. Hope to see you there.

We now return to regularly scheduled Michael Hunt bashing.

TedBaxter
08-13-2014, 08:17 PM
I might go if men weren't wearing skirts.

Nukem2
08-13-2014, 08:35 PM
I might go if men weren't wearing skirts.
A good (1/4th) Irisher like me would not be caught in a skirt. This must be some of those Scottish guys... :)

Gato78
08-13-2014, 08:35 PM
Not only wearing skirts but with milky white thighs. Quite scary, actually.

CaribouJim
08-13-2014, 09:12 PM
Not only wearing skirts but with milky white thighs. Quite scary, actually.

Beyond scary - horrific.

MUBasketball
08-14-2014, 06:53 AM
*In my best Gorilla Monsoon voice* "It's a kilt, Brain!"

MayorBeluga
08-14-2014, 06:55 AM
Hizzoner expects such sad, pathetic, petty jealousy from Gato and Ted, but thought that Caribou was a better arctic herd animal than this. Alas.

MUAlphaBangura
08-14-2014, 07:55 AM
*In my best Gorilla Monsoon voice* "It's a kilt, Brain!"

Out of respect for the rest of us, it should at least be a skort.

Hamostradamus
08-14-2014, 09:04 AM
Not only wearing skirts but with milky white thighs. Quite scary, actually.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

IWB
08-14-2014, 03:07 PM
Out of respect for the rest of us, it should at least be a skort.

That might be the best line I have seen all week.

BLT
08-14-2014, 11:00 PM
Out of respect for the rest of us, it should at least be a skort..

You mean a McSkort?

MUAlphaBangura
08-15-2014, 07:47 AM
.

You mean a McSkort?

I don't care what you call it. I'm just trying to avoid the view of the Mayor's McNuggets.

russguss
08-15-2014, 10:00 AM
Hey, your honor, Mayor,... A shout-out Thanks for that pitch about the Gilles/Jameson frozen custard .. We aren't Irish Whiskey people, so we most likely wouldn't have went in there.. well we did go in there and tried the Gilles/Jameson frozen custard... It was yummy and we could taste the booze in it.. Thanks again

pbiflyer
08-15-2014, 10:32 AM
I don't care what you call it. I'm just trying to avoid the view of the Mayor's McNuggets.

That made me truly laugh out loud!

TedBaxter
08-16-2014, 09:47 AM
There weren't any McNugget sightings on the Mayor's Twitter page, so that's a good sign. Not even a photo of him in a skirt. Maybe he does have some sanity left unless he drank that away last night.

pbiflyer
08-16-2014, 11:15 AM
There weren't any McNugget sightings on the Mayor's Twitter page, so that's a good sign. Not even a photo of him in a skirt. Maybe he does have some sanity left unless he drank that away last night.

Remember, no person can take away your dignity. Then again, alcohol isn't a person.

MUAlphaBangura
08-16-2014, 11:33 AM
There weren't any McNugget sightings on the Mayor's Twitter page, so that's a good sign. Not even a photo of him in a skirt. Maybe he does have some sanity left unless he drank that away last night.

Heard he's had a lot of that funny custard so far this weekend.